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#1
RDaily Mail remains newspaper of choice for complete f*..... b*......

https://newsthump.com/2018/05/04/daily-m...g-bstards/


“We hate you all” confirms British electorate

https://newsthump.com/2018/05/04/we-hate...lectorate/


Amber Rudd named as new Arsenal manager

https://newsthump.com/2018/04/30/amber-r...l-manager/



90s Maths teacher forced to apologise ....

https://newsthump.com/2018/01/24/90s-mat...alculator/
#2
Give it a few weeks until the dickhead has gone, Iran told...

https://newsthump.com/2018/05/09/give-it...iran-told/


He pulled out of me and lived to regret it, Stormy Daniels reassures Iran...

https://newsthump.com/2018/05/09/he-pull...ures-iran/
#3
Gareth Southgate reveals England’s 23-strong World Cup excuse list

https://newsthump.com/2018/05/17/gareth-...cuse-list/



Meghan Markle to wear ‘normal wedding dress’ and donate £300,000 to the homeless in Windsor


https://newsthump.com/2018/05/17/meghan-...n-windsor/



Definition of insanity to include ‘queuing outside for five days for a wedding you’re not invited to’

https://newsthump.com/2018/05/16/definit...nvited-to/
#4
Prince Harry’s stag party guests arrive in full Nazi uniforms -

https://newsthump.com/2018/05/18/prince-...-uniforms/
#5
https://newsthump.com/2018/06/14/footbal...cup-games/


https://newsthump.com/2018/06/14/russia-...-poisoned/
#6
Photo of Boris rolling up his sleeves actually shows him preparing for a big wank ...

https://newsthump.com/2019/10/02/photo-o...0da79cab29


British racists extremely confused by their feelings for Priti Patel ...

https://newsthump.com/2019/10/02/british...0da79cab29
#7
Never-ending board game ‘Brexit’ expected to be a big hit this Christmas -


https://newsthump.com/2019/11/05/never-e...0da79cab29
#8
Poll Finds Most People Would Rather Be Annihilated By Giant Tidal Wave Than Continue To Be Lectured By Climate Change Activists -


https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-finds-m...-activists
#9
Camelot awarded contract for next year’s randomly-generated exam results -

https://newsthump.com/2020/08/13/camelot...0da79cab29
  


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