Posts: 74
Threads: 1
Joined: Jan 2018
Reputation:
9
The Russians turned off my alarm clock and made me late for an appointment yesterday. They've burnt my toast a couple of times this week and they keep moving things around because they aren't where I think I put them.
Posts: 18
Threads: 3
Joined: Jan 2018
Reputation:
9
They keep moving my car keys. And last week they hid both pairs of eye glasses(takes a one to find one) And when I call my dog & she doesn't come I know she is being held against her will by those nasty Russians!
Carolinabeve
Posts: 7,363
Threads: 833
Joined: Jan 2018
Reputation:
82
Arsenal lost 2-1 to Bournemouth the other week, all down to those pesky Russians!
Posts: 33
Threads: 8
Joined: Jan 2018
Reputation:
14
Putin forced me to vote Brexit!
Posts: 21
Threads: 3
Joined: Jan 2018
Reputation:
3
They made me buy a pizza takeaway even though I'm still overdrawn from Christmas #evilpizzapushingdebtinducingswines